Roles in Heaven - Very Funny
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We have so many number of Gods in Heaven, if we would like to assign them IT roles based on their responsibility then it looks something like below: Read n Enjoy
- Brahma
Systems Installation - Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support - Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant - Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management - Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist) - Ganesh
Quality Assurance & Documentation - Narada
Data transfer - Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant - Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records - Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses - Devas
Mainframe Programmers - Surya
Solaris Administrator - Rakshasas
In house Hackers - Ravan
Internet Explorer
- Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process - Lakshman
Support Software and Backup - Hanuman
Linux/s390 - Vaali
MS Windows - Sugreeva
DOS - Jatayu
Firewall - Dronacharya
System Programmer - Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects - Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion - Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) - Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle) - Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5) - Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) - Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer - Draupadi
Motivation & Team building - Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM - Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB - Karna
Contract programmer - Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++ - Gandhari
Dreamweaver - Shani
Test engineer: frequently detecting bugs.
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