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All IT Guys might have heard about so many corporate policies, Just take a look at some of them and their Funny(sometimes actual) meaning of those:

• COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
• JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.
• CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
• MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
• SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.
• DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
• MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.
• CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
• APPLY IN PERSON: If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled
• NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
• SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
• PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
• REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

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