Some Funny jokes on Santa & Banta
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’
Santa! Your daughter has died!”
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not Santa
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Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman. The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, “It was a flop idea.”
Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”
Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”
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Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file. 4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
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Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”
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Santa & Banta Were good friends. They both loved cricket a lot and have decided that who ever dies first should come in other’s dream and talk about cricket. Banta died first, so Banta came in Santa’s dream and Santa asked him about cricket in heaven? Banta replied that cricket is very famous in heaven and after some days Banta told santa there is one Good News & one bad news. Banta said Good news is that there is a match in heaven tomorrow & I am the opening batsman and bad news is that you are the opening bowler.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else.
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.
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What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaad
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