Some Funny real Facts

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These are some of the facts which look funny but real: 

  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  • To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
  • The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
  • Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
  • In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
  • All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
  • Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
  • Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
  • If at first you don’t succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
  • You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
  • Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
  • 42.7% of all statisticsare made on the spot.
  • If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
  • If you have bunked the class, the professor will take attendance on that day.
  • You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  • After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
  • The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
  • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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