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  1. PUNCH

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle. The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine.

However, on the day of our launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.

Finally, there was an Sardar who offered to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.

“Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right” said the Sardar. The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.

“Bring it back to vertical position” the Sardar said.

The engineers did.

“Now start the engines” he said. And surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!

Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do.

He replied - “It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India”.

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  2. Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”

  3. 2 Questions to enter Heaven

A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must an swer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered…

1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, “OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?” The Singh replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc…” Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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